July 2012
102 posts
WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR: Mitt Romney calls for... →
inothernews:
“We have to make sure that people who want to keep their current insurance will be able to do so.”
“We also have to assure that we do our very best to help each state in their effort to assure (sic) that every American has access to affordable healthcare.”
“We’ve gotta make…
June 2012
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Anonymous asked: blackjackkent I just messaged you, and this is crazy, but take the quick survey at tumblrbotDOTnet - free gift card baby. Love, TumblrBot
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pizzaforpresident:
OH MY GOD
My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and
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Ron: If I had a horcrux, I would drop it at the bottom of the ocean. Or I would put it in a pyramid with King Tut and all of his jewels. Or I would blast it into space with a monkey who knew nothing about horcruxes.
Hermione: Or it could be hidden somewhere around the mundane British countryside and our search could entail months of depressing camping, breaking into Gringotts, and drinking boatloads of polyjuice potion.
Harry: Well, the medallion says that that’s dumb so we’re not gonna do that. But it does say that it’s in one convenient place. Get this--Hogwarts.
Ron: Oh. That’s awesome. I love Hogwarts.
Harry: What’s even better, it’s in Dumbledore’s office.
Ron: Oh, bitchin’.
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“06.20.2012
CBS ANNOUNCES DEVELOPMENT OF “DANCING ON THE STARS,” AN EXCITING...”
– This is a real press release. WTF. (via hulu)
If you are a person responsible for making this show, I’d like you to please die in a fire.
(via wilwheaton)
http://www.ivillage.com/zing-cbs-mocks-abc-fake-dancing-stars-rip/1-a-467187 It’s a real press release but not a real show. Calm....
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thegeek531:
lavisant:
justamus replied to your post: You killed my hostage… You killed my hostage! …
AND MY FINGERS ARE GROWING HOLY HELL THIS IS AWESOME
I gotta say, the only time I ever liked Bjork was when I was tripping on shrooms.
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(For the record, the animal pictured here is the tarsier, and it’s the O’Reilly mascot for books about the vi...
Anonymous asked: I saw your question on John's tumblr. Therapy's pretty cool, you talk about whatever you want to talk about, it's your time to explore your thoughts. It's really what you make of it, whatever thoughts and feelings you can bring into a room, with an unbiased listener who helps you parse through them to make sense of and bring meaning into your life.
Anonymous asked: You seem nice.
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Reblog if you want an Anon's honest opinion of...
rahlouise:
just one will do, i’m far too curious for my own good.. xo
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99% of my socks are single and you don’t see them crying about it
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fuckyeahmst3k:
new york egg creme soda with southern surprise
1/4 (or more if you want it creamier) cup of half and half, whole milk or heavy cream
3 tablespoons (or more, or less depending on your preferences) of chocolate or strawberry syrup
whisk with a fork
then add an adequate amount of seltzer water or club soda
keep mixing until bubbly
add one electrically stimulated carnivorous...
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Rick Santorum launched a new website and we need... →
thegeek531:
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iamateenagefeminist:
Rick Santorum has launched a new “campaign” to help get Obama out of office. This is the official website. It features a poll asking people what they think about Obama. I think it would be hilarious if we got it to read “very favorable”.
Come on tumblr! Bomb this poll!!
If you keep going through, you’ll find questions on “internet piracy”,...
