The X(BOX) Files

archiemcphee:

He’s covered in bees!

34-year-old Chinese beekeeper She Ping (previously featured here) just broke his own record for number of beehive’s worth of bees worn as a suit. Wearing live bees isn’t a hobby we’re ready to try, but this is an unquestionably awesome feat. The last time Ping tried this stunt he wore 330,000 bees from 15 hives. This time She Ping’s wife and five fellow beekeepers managed to dress him in 456,000 bees from 28 hives. He estimates the “bee dress” weighed at least 100 lbs.

"I first did this at 22, just for fun and out of curiosity. Later on, I would put on the bees just for the sake of making people believe I sell actual real honey," he told the Chongqing Evening Post.

If you’re wondering how long it takes to dress in almost half a million bees, the answer is about 40 minutes. 40 minutes during which Ping was stung at least 20 times. After careful consideration we think we’ll stick with our Inflatable Beard of Bees for the time being.

[via Nerdcore and The Guardian]

cinnasghost:

when your pretend boyfriend, who you secretly have feelings for, starts checking out the naked crazy person in the elevator

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babyypond:

i am fucking crying

babyypond:

i am fucking crying

(Source: kraved)

tastefullyoffensive:

[puppypunting]

tastefullyoffensive:

[puppypunting]

"Can an AI be curious?"

"Do not worry, Shepard. I only forget to recycle the Normandy’s oxygen when I have discovered something truly interesting."

"…"

"That was a joke."

Jenna’s appalled face just makes her look like a kicked puppy. LMAO.

"The square root of 906.01 equals—"

"30.1"

"Hello, Commander Shepard."

"David. You know her?"

"Yes. She rescued me from Cerberus. Sent me here. She…made it quiet."

****

Garrus: “He looks better.”

David: “I remember you. Normandy crew. I’m…sorry.”

Garrus: “It was never your fault.”

Jenna: “Has Grissom Academy been all right?”

David: “Yes…I’ve been counting.”

Jenna: “Anything in particular?”

David: “The number of days you lengthened my life. The security office— I hacked the lock. Guns. Lots of guns. Goodbye.”

cmdr-blackjack-shepard:

[[I find it interesting that I am getting more smiley caps out of Jenna in ME3, when everything’s going to hell and her emotional state is going down the tubes, than I did in either of the previous two games. Hallelujah for updated graphics engines and emotional internalization. :P ]]

cmdr-blackjack-shepard:

[[I find it interesting that I am getting more smiley caps out of Jenna in ME3, when everything’s going to hell and her emotional state is going down the tubes, than I did in either of the previous two games. Hallelujah for updated graphics engines and emotional internalization. :P ]]

cmdr-blackjack-shepard:

Liara. Your drone is fucking fascinating.

[[Jenna was having a nice conversation with Liara and then Glyph went by and her head got stuck following him.

And then Liara’s head got stuck too.

EVERYONE WANTS TO LOOK AT GLYPH.]]

I’m at the moment working on compiling all the planning notes I’m using for my YouTube walkthroughs into an easy-to-read Get-All-The-Missions guide for all three Mass Effect games.

Would people find this useful if I were to release it publicly? :O

THIS IS IMPORTANT SO PLEASE LISTEN

thedrawbridgethatismypants:

If you are afraid to talk to me because you are under the impression I’m too cool for you, please don’t be.

Not only are preventing yourself from talking to someone who you think is cool you are prevnting me from talking to a cool person and making friends and I like friends.

If you are reading this, this is a personal invitation to talk to me. You don’t have to be witty or clever. Just say Hi. literally that’s all you have to say.